Latest SMS Messages

Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai
wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega?
to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call

Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha,
Urr ja..!

But,
makkhi nahi urri!
Sardar ne kaha:
:Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window
… I look down & den… i lauf again

I'm a killer, i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye,
Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi,
Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.
Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye

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Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga,
Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga…
Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,
Shajar se toot ke Girna

mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin