Latest SMS Messages

Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs.
Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Saray gwahoon
or bayanoon
ko mad-e-nazar
rakhtay huay
ye adalat
dafa 382
kay tehat
msg parhnay
walay ko
msg na
karnay kay
jurm main

"MEMON"

qarar deti
hai..

ardar se kissi ne pocha, INDIA flag me tumhara kia hay Green 4 Muslims,
White 4 Christns,
Orange 4 Hindus & nothing 4 u.
Sardar replied. Oye DANDA tery pio da ay

Husband asks,
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,
it means – With Idiot for Ever

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Munna Bhai:
" apun ko kesy pata chaly ga k Yeh Murga hai ya Murgi!"?
Circuit:
"Simple Bhai, Pathar mar ky Dekho, Agar Bhaga to Murga or Bhagi to Murgi!

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

wo aankh boht piyari thi jo hum ne use mari thi
wo sandel boht bhari jo us ne hamain mari thi
hum to muft me hi pit gai ghalib humain ko to aankhon ki bimari thi

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out,
i know you have it,
i wil return it .
a sardar asks to ATM machine???????