Latest SMS Messages

The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal ha

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai …!

aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '

Gangubai : Kaun hai?

sardar : main !

Gangubai : main kaun?

sardar : "Tu Gangubai"

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love

Lahore or karachi mn agaraa gaye "taliban"
wa wa … Wa wa
wa wa ………wa bahi wa
to kaisi lagain gi burqay mn "meera" aur "sheeri rehman

A 4 SAIB
B 4 KASHTI
C 4 BILLI
D 4 KUTTA
E 4 HATHI
F 4 PANKH
G 4 LARKI
YE SMS HER UN PARH KO SEND KAREN OR TALEEM KO AaM KAREN
CHOUDHRY PARVEZ ILLAHI KA KHAWAB
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"PARHA LIKHA PUNJAB"

Zindigi bahut kuch sikhati hai,
kabhi hasati hai kabhi rulati hain,
apne se jyada kisi per bharosa mat karna dost,
andhere mein to parchayi bhi saath chod jaati hai

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
Bhari Barsaat mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
Dukh yeh nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to yeh hain ki uske baad woh khud ro pade