Latest SMS Messages

Boy :
Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: 10
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nhi tha kya?
Girl:
Tum kitne ho ?
Boy: 4
Girl:Maa Baap me dam nhi tha kya?.

3 Insaan , 3 Cheezon Se Mehroom Rahengey!
<1> Gusay wala,
Durust Faisley Se.
<2> Jhoota,
izzat Se.
<3> Jald Baaz,
KaamYabi Se.
[Hazrat Ali R.A]..

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hello i m subtain shah from lahore.
i have a great Msgs fellows that sending messages another.
our numbers is
03134404654
03444992346
u can contact us…..
we shall wait ur call…..whose's Next………..?????????

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
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Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

2 sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut-te hain to Pahle light dikhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche
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