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na chahat hai sitaron ki

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

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ek pathan ko ek macher sone nhi de rha tha.jab zra

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

ek pathan ko ek macher sone nhi de rha tha.jab zra pathan ki ankh lagti macher us k kan me aa k bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzz krta.pathan ne b than li or macher ko akhir pakkr lia then guess what pathan did? guess!!!!!!!! pathan ne macher ko lori de k sula dia

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sardar owned a resturant.

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

sardar owned a resturant.
a man came up to him and said:
Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai.
Sardar replied: o Dil vada kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay

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wo kon sa lafz hai jiss ka pehla lafz kaat diya ja

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

wo kon sa lafz hai jiss ka pehla lafz kaat diya jaye to aik mulk ka naam akhri kaat dain to shehar ka naam our dono kat dain to prinday ka naam ban jata hai, it's CAHLENG for all.

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Pakistan Resolution1940 may pass ho gai thee

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Pakistan Resolution1940 may pass ho gai thee
Phir India aur Pakistan ko seperate country bananay me seven years kyoun lagay?
Kyoun k woh sooch rahe thay ki pathan ko khoun rakhey ga aur sikh ko khon rakhey ga

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HEER:aisa khat likh we sajna meri umer beet jae pa

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

HEER:aisa khat likh we sajna meri umer beet jae parhde parhde. RANJHA:<}+?>#@%!&*"}^>::{\*&]%$@!~+"?=\[$^%#@<:? Le hun parhdi reh

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aakher mere rah main ye watte kyuon angoor chakhta

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

aakher mere rah main ye watte kyuon angoor chakhta hoon to ye khatte kyoun zindagi isi soch main guzer gayee faraz eik lun k neeche do tatte kyuon

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hello

September 19th, 2008     Flirt SMS

hello

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhhhha ha hhh

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhhhha ha hhhhhhhhaaaaaaa hhhaAAAAAAAA

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daka dakh k farzana nachi waha kia khob nachi came

September 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

daka dakh k farzana nachi waha kia khob nachi cameraman faraz k 7 geo news karachi

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