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zindagi lambi hy dost banaty raho
dil mily na mily haath milaty raho taj mehal banana to mushkil hai dost lekin har gali me "ANARKALI" phasaty raho

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath
Hum chanoon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam Pankha to chalao?
Pathan ki wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar Pankha on karengy to mom bati nahi bujh jayege kia

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Ishq main hum ne jo paya hai
Hath pair totay Munh se lahu aaya hai
Hospital pohnchay to Nurson ne ye Farmaya hai
Baharo phool barsao Aashiq pit kay aaya hai

Najoomi Ladkey Sey: Tumharey Life Mey Saat Ladkiyaan Aayengi.
Ladka: Oh What A Sweet Life.
Najoomi: Zaida Khush Honay Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Un Saat Main Sey Aik Teri Biwi Ho Gi Aur Baqi Ki Chay Teri Ladkiyaan Hongi

HO MERA KAAM IN FAQIRON KO SMS KARNA
IN KANJOSON GHARIBON KA INBOX BHARNA
MERAY ALLAH INHAY BHI AB GHAIRAT AA JAYEYE SMS PARHTAY HI IN KA BHI SMS AA JAYE

Coutesy of our govt-now our week days r as follows:
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
&
Stunday

Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai
wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega?
to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta

Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha,
Urr ja..!

But,
makkhi nahi urri!
Sardar ne kaha:
:Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti