Latest SMS Messages

Masharaf k istefe per sochta hon fraz
wo tou khusboo hai hawaoon main bikhar jaiga
masla tou mulk ka hai
jise zardari nigal jaiga

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished

for APPLE
B for Bara APPLE
C for Chota AAPLE
D for Dosra APPLE
E for Eik or APPLE
F For Free ka APPLE
G for Gool Gool APPLE
H for Hogaya na Pet kharab kha kha k APPLE

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha

Mene tujhe chaha chahat badal badal k
to ne muje mara sandle badal badal k

Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay
Aap say larna adat ki baat hay
Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay
magar
magar
aaap ko bardashat karna!
Himmat ki baat hay

Ants were swiming
elephant jump into the pool
so ant came out.
one ant jump on the elephant
other elephant shouted
"duba duba k maro saalay ko"

Pani anay ki baat kartay ho
Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho
Chaar din say munh nahi dhoya
Tum nehanay ki baat kartay ho

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

Ye aarzo hy meri
Yehi iltaja hy Yaro
Jithay MUSHARAF te CHOUHDRY milan
Lamme pa k litter maaro