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DUA
jo mujhe bhool jai
uska mobile toot jai
uski sim block ho jai
charger jal jai
mis cal kare tho recive ho jai
card laod kare to baance he na ay

Ham to sirf Dua Go Log
Khaak-O-Mehar ka kya milaan
Paas rahain ya door rahain
Mehfill to abaad hai na
Aaj Tumhari SAALGIRAA hai
Dekho Ham ko Yaad hai na

ROOZ YA SOCHTA HOO K USAY BHOOL JAO,

PER MIA YA ROOZ BAAT BHOOL JATA HOO

KHUSH RAHO KHUSHI G

is saal main koi pal aisa ho,

jo sirf ap ka or mera ho,

jis main koi tesra na ho,

hum dair tak ak dosry se batain krain,

or on baton ko sunne wala or koi na ho,

bas ap or main ho,

yunhi bethy bethy kise choti se b

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from

THIS IS ABRIVATION OF PAKISTAN

P PETROL 88 PER LITRE
A AATA 30 PER KG
K K.E.S.C KI KAMI
I ILM KI KAMI
S SARAK GAYAB
A AWAM PARESHAN
N NAYEE MUSIBAT ROZ ROZ

Film:
Aao Barbad Karain
Hero: Asif Zardari
Heroine: Fahmeeda Mirza
Villan: Sharif Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: MQM
Action by: Taliban
Suspense by: Chief Justice
Character Actor: Amin Faheem
Frie

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey

Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut?

Operator: Yes Piza Hut,

Bhikari:
3 large piza
6 chicken wings
2 pepsi

Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir?

Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba….