Latest SMS Messages

Masharaf k istefe per sochta hon fraz
wo tou khusboo hai hawaoon main bikhar jaiga
masla tou mulk ka hai
jise zardari nigal jaiga

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Ap Insan nhi ho..
Na he Ap insan kehlane k Qabil ho,
Q K…..!
Ap tu 1 Farishta ho,
Magar Kon sa Farishta…..?
Whoi,
Jisse Jannat se Nikala gya tha..

Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho

Logo Merey Afkaar Pe Pehrey Na Bithao

Jazbey Kabhi Paband-e-Slasil Nhi Hotey.

Mohsin muje us Se Aqeedat Hai Wagrna.

Pathar K Sanam Piyar K Qabil Nhi Hotey…

Us ke khaloos ne Barbad ker diya hai… Faraz,

Fareb deta tu kab ke sambhal gaye hotey…!

Pathar se wafa

Muot se sada maang raha hun,

Kyon Aaj Main sehra se ghta mang raha hun,

Jo jurm mohabat mein tujay mera bana de,

aYsi hi koi pYari c saza mang raha hun,

Jatay thay mere haq me sbi faisley lekin

munsif ne b dia sath hr bar usi ka

Ek wo hai k tor gaya humse sbi rishtay

Ik dil hai k rehta hai tarf dar usi ka

A Girl joined Army,

Kuch din bad

Senior ne poocha: army ko kaisa paya?

Girl: Bus Sir kia bataon,

Sara din Yes Sir, Yes Sir or sari raat No Sir, No Sir…

Teacher:

SOCH aur VEHAM

mein kya fark hy?

Student:

Aap ki Beti SEXY hy – yeh hamari SOCH hy,

Lekin woh hamary hath se bach jaye gi – yeh aap ka VEHAM hy !;