Latest SMS Messages

abhi to dosti ki hai
waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge
dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud
tumhein "Mental Hospital"
chor ayenge

TIK TIK TIK TIK
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Atta
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Daal
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Ghee
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Doodh
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Gosht
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Tail
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Petrol
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k baad ab tou
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aah
time
bhi barha dia ek ghanta…

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from

THIS IS ABRIVATION OF PAKISTAN

P PETROL 88 PER LITRE
A AATA 30 PER KG
K K.E.S.C KI KAMI
I ILM KI KAMI
S SARAK GAYAB
A AWAM PARESHAN
N NAYEE MUSIBAT ROZ ROZ

Film:
Aao Barbad Karain
Hero: Asif Zardari
Heroine: Fahmeeda Mirza
Villan: Sharif Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: MQM
Action by: Taliban
Suspense by: Chief Justice
Character Actor: Amin Faheem
Frie

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey

Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into

the well. Why???

Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??

Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut?

Operator: Yes Piza Hut,

Bhikari:
3 large piza
6 chicken wings
2 pepsi

Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir?

Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba….

7 peer 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse buzrug peer ko salam kar k poochta hai …? peer sb larki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…? ?

Woh peer sabse chhote peer ko pukarta hai…aur kehtaa hai

Scrol

"Golden words"

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kisi mukammal shaks ki talash mein muhabbat na kro

Balke

Kisi adhore ko mukammal krne k lye muhabbat kro..