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Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Mere 3 dost hain kallo, Billo, aur Ulloo.
Kallo, Inter main Per rha hai,
Billo, Matric main Per rha hai,
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Ulloo, SmS Per rha hai

ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

Hmne Isi Dar se Video Game Hi Khelna Chor Dya UMAIR
K Achanak Light Chali Gai To TOKEN Zaya Hoga

oya mere yaar dildar
meri mercedes car
mere guitar
mere dil ka taar
mere pyar
meri roti or aachar
mere motieo ka haar
mere dil ka karar
I MISS YOU YAR

Musharraf Se Sb Hen NaRaz
Sb Ko He Musharraf Pe EtRaaz
Pakistan Me Sb Ki Hogai Umar DaRaz
Ye Soch Soch K Aakhir Kon He FaRaZ

tere mera jor v kee.. me ik kisan da puttr.. tu kisi afsar di tee,. me khokhe te sigrat phookan..tu PC vich chaa pee.. tera mera jor v kee.. me ik shirt nu tou tou pavan.. tere soot pnji tee..tera mera jor v kee.. me mr mr B.A kita.. tu cmputr wich M.S.C.

Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pat

Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena

Army chief Kiyani…
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Prime minister Gillani…
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Assembly speaker Zanani
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na aata…
na bijli…
na pani…
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Wah re Wah teri qismat Pakistani