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Do Arbi aik doosre ko Arbi main galiyan de rahey t

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Do Arbi aik doosre ko Arbi main galiyan de rahey thy,
Qareeb se guzarty huye Pathan ne unse kaha!
Qari saib!
Hamara liye bhi DUA krna

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sub dost bewafa ho gaye

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

sub dost bewafa ho gaye
hum apney mobile se khafa ho gaye
1 sms to kerdo zaalim
warna duniya sumjay gi
tum duniya se dafa ho gaye

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maine khwab main apko hooron ke darmian bethe dekh

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

maine khwab main apko hooron ke darmian bethe dekha
maine khuda se pucha 'ise kis neki ki jaza mily he'
jawab aya ise jaza nahin hooron ko saza mily he

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judge mulzim se; tum janta ho k jhoot bol ker tumh

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

judge mulzim se; tum janta ho k jhoot bol ker tumha kaha jana ho ga,
mulzim,''dozkh''me,
judge, aur such bol ker,
mulzim;serkari jale me,

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Originally posted by sweeetchilli

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Originally posted by sweeetchilli
Aik sardaar pani pi raha tha…
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Ab kiya Sardaar pani bhi nahin pi sakta!!!
Is main bhi joke chahiyye tumhein…???

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Dark were those days, without your sight.

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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Little birdy in the sky,

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Little birdy in the sky,
u look up & it shits in ur eye,
u don't mind & you don't cry,
u just thank GOD that cows don't fly

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1 aeroplane main musharraf,zardari & bush safa

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

1 aeroplane main musharraf,zardari & bush safar kar rahay thay.
aeroplane crash hojata hai.
batao kon bachay ga?
socho……
socho…….
btao kon bachayga…..
PAKISTAN BACHAY GA

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Computer Filmy Name

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Computer Filmy Name
Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai
Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
Programmer no 1
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
Mera Code Chal Gaya
Network Ke Uss

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suraj howa Madham,

September 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

suraj howa Madham,

Chand b Chalne laga,

Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,

Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????

Nalayak,Yeh Piyar Nahin,

EARTHQUAKE Hai

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