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SITUATIONAL MSG ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants die'' bole to!''sab ko top krna hai per perhna koi nhi chahta''…..
Aako

Punjabi Sms Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

3 freinds waliking on a bridge they look down and see a man drowning they jump into da water 2 save him then they find out it was george bush

bush:coz u saved my life i ll give u whatever u want

1st:i want a ferrari
2nd : i want a mansion

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,

After marriage Made for each other,

In future Mad because of each other…..!!!

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand

for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

ae sms mere dost ko hello kehna
save kare to thanks kehna
mujhe yd kare to kehna i miss u too
delete karne lage to kas ke thapar marna aur kehna
PAISAY LAGAY HAIN

100 Dayz of PPP

Petrol 76
Diesel 56
Gas 30% raise
Atta Rs.40kg
(If Available)
Bijlee 16% high
GST 16% on all items

Awmam mar gayi
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main…

tumhe..

kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..

sabke samne…

ek…

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ki

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kiss

kissa sunau islami wala.

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"