Latest SMS Messages

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said…i love pakistan

kea howa jo dil tor dea us nai us ko haq hai woo pear kare na kare.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Can't believe that I'm a fool again
I thought this love would never end,
how was I to know?
You never told me
Can't believe that I'm a fool again,
and I who thought you were my friend,
how was I to know?
You

Well long days and lonely nights
That I had to make it through
Without you by my side
Just say you're mine for life
It'll prove what I thought I knew
That you need me
Like I need you

Baby, you should've called me,
when you were lonely,
when you needed me to be there
Sadly, you never gave me
too many chances to show you
how much I care
Ooh, should have seen it coming,
I should have read the signs
An

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal….