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aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise

Ek Sardar Dusre se,
Zara Car Se Bhair dkhna k indicators kaam kr raha hain ya nahi..

Dusra Bahir dkh kr:
Haan, Nahi, haan, nahi
Haan, Nahi, haan, nahi

Sms to ekv bahana hai,
irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,
aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,
phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.

tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho..
chehray say udaasi door kero
tum hanstay achay lagtay ho..

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Teacher Student say
Bijli khain sa ati hay.
Student. Humaray mamoon k ghar sa
Teacher kaisa.
Student. jub bijli jatti ha papa khaty hain
SALLAY NA PHIR BIJLI BUND KER DE.

Sarder jee Patroll Mengha ho gaya?
sanoo ke faraq penda ha assy; Pehla vi 50 Rs da pavanday sa Hun ve 50 da pavanday aan.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye

Faqeer: ALLAH k naam per 1 rupiya day do.

Shopkeeper: baba kal aana.

Faqeer: Is kal kal k chakker main is market main mary LAKHOON rupay phansay hue hein