Latest SMS Messages

Bana Ajnabi Mera Humsafar,
Aur Nazar Bacha K Guzar Gaya,
Men Tha Raston Say Bay-Khabar,
Usay Manzilon Ka Sha'oor Tha,
Na Thi Or Koi Bhi Ranjishain,
Sirf Aadaton Men Tazaad Tha,
Usay Pasand Theen Shokhyan,
Mujhay Sadgi Pay Ghuroor

Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.

I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

college ——- yaadein 2.principal —— Jaani Dushman 3.classes ——- kabhi kabhi 4.canteen——- kabhi alvida na kehna 5.course ——– godzilla 6.exams ——– kalyug 7.examination hall—- chamber of secret 8.exam-time ———- qayamat se qay

Heart is like a bottle of purfume!!

If U never open it, nobody knOws the frangrance inside it!!

If U keep it always Open
SoOn U will loOse Ur Fragrance..!!

HI IM RIAZ AHMED BROHI SIR PLEASE HELP ME IM VERY DIFFICULT SOLVE MY PROBLEM RIAZ AHMED BROHI

Fark sirf itna sa hoga,

Teri doli uthegi,
Meri maiyat,

Phool tujh per bhi honge,
Phool mujh per bhi honge,

Tu saj kar jayegi,
Mujhe sajaya jayega,

Tu(…..) idhar bhi,

Tera nikah parhaya jayega,
Mera janaza,<

Q:
U r locked in a room with
Bush, Musharaf &
Zardari.
U have a gun with only 2 bullets.

What wud you do?
Ans:
Shoot Zardari twice to make sure he's dead!