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October 16th, 2008 
On a bomb blast a man was crying because he has lo
On a bomb blast
a man was crying because he has lost his hand.
A sardar came to him and ask him that"yar kion ro rehe ho wo dekho us admi ka sir ket gia hai.kia wo roo reha hai"?
Zabt ki akhri hadon ko sar ar jana…zindagi Gum h
Zabt ki akhri hadon ko sar ar jana…zindagi Gum he sahi hans kr basar kar jana…oonchay mehal bananay se bahtar hai …..Jaan k dil main chota sa ghar kar jana…
Larki ka dil PANI ki tarah hota hai
Larki ka dil PANI ki tarah hota hai
Larkay ka dil MOBILE ki tarah
Chahay mobile pani mein giray
ya
Pani mobile pegiray
Watt mobile ki hi lagti hai.
Doctor 2 patient: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Doctor 2 patient: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Patient: Pehle se ziyada kharab hai.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Patient: Nahi dawai ki bottle to bhari howi thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai li thi?
Patient: G aap ne di thi to main ne le li thi.
Doctor: