Latest SMS Messages

Dil me tumhare apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge… Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge….

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho

Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.

1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

aaj ka Sawal:
Mohabat ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?

Very simple!

khubsorat ho to ho jati haqi,

Agr ameerho to karni parti hai.

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena….

Hi,aap kaisay hai maa aap ko boht pyar karty ho.

Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!

Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere

So I created

MOTHER-IN-LAW… 😉