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Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:

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Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar

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2 pathans were in hospital

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

2 pathans were in hospital
1 pathan was crying another asked the reason .He said blood test hai they wil cut the finger
2nd pathan started 2 cry out loudly 1st asked the reason he said me here for urine test

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Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Wife I think our daughter is in love withsomeone

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wife I think our daughter is in love withsomeone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money…….

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Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money…….

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"MOHABBAT KIS KI JAAE"

November 10th, 2008     Love SMS

"MOHABBAT KIS KI JAAE"
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SURAJ SE ?
Lekin is mein tapish hoti hai .
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PANI SE ?
Ye baha ker le jata hai.
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OONCHAI SE ?
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PHOOLON SE ?
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KANTON SE ?
In mein to chuba

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Happiness can't b owned, Earned, Worn or Cons

November 10th, 2008     Good Morning SMS

Happiness can't b owned, Earned, Worn or Consumed Happiness is a spiritual Experience of living Every minute with grace & gratitude
Good Morning

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Dastan Likh Raha Hun Ehd-e-Mohabbat Tor K,

November 10th, 2008     Love SMS

Dastan Likh Raha Hun Ehd-e-Mohabbat Tor K,
Kagaz Pr Ansoo Ki Jagah Chor K,
Rat jo me Likhne Betha Tere Naam Ki Gazal,
Alfaaz Samnay Khare They Haath Jor K….
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Tambhaku Noshi Sehat K Lye Muzar Hai,,Sharab,,

November 10th, 2008     Funny SMS

Tambhaku Noshi Sehat K Lye Muzar Hai,,Sharab,,
Wo Shaks Ye Keh K Mujhe Naswar Dy Gya.
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