Latest SMS Messages

chaman viraan ha ab tak..
shagoofy khil nhi paye…
ksi ne muskurane main bari taakheer ker di hai…..

thukra k usne mjh ko kaha keh muskurao
main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.

ma ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nhi
us ne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha..

Pathan ne Molana ko mara
Kisi ne pucha isko q'un maar rahe ho ?

Pathan: Ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge.
JANNAT humara BIWI ka naam hai

PATHAN's theory :
Moon is more important than sun
bcoz it gives light at night when light is needed
and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed

Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge
Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm

hi hw are you whts up

Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha
Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji

Meri Shadi k Mauqe
Per Us ne mujhe se
kaha MOHSIN..
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Tenu Dulha kinay
Banaya potniday

Ankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahi pate,
hoonton se hum bhi kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota,
har pathar chamakdar nahin hota;
dosti dekh kar karna dost,
kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota.**