Latest SMS Messages

wo dil ki baten zamane bhar ko na yunh sunata, mujhe batata
wo ik dafa tu meri mohabbat ko Azmata, mujhe batata
Zamane walon ko kya pari hai sune jo haal-dil shikasta
magr meri tu yr arzo thi mujhe bulata. mujhe batata
Mujhe khabr thi ke andha

ik wo ke faqt roth ke jane ke liye tha
or mai ke use roz mananey ke liye tha
Gairon ke liye tum ne jise tor dia tha
wo ehad-e-rafaqat tu nibhaney ke liye the
"Us ko tu kabhi mujh se mohabat hi na thi
ye khail tu duniya ko dikhaney ke l

tuM kO ShOorat MuBark HuM KO ruswa na karoo
eik rooz khud hI bIk jaoo gay ya soda na karoo
tum sHooK sAy ParDha karoo parDha hai wajib likIn
Mari qismat Key aNdhaRoo main izafa Na karoo

bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho???
beta:bathroom saf kr k.
bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he???
beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho…….ha ha ha

da saka ulamba warka dang z

Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-

Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kra k gyi hey

Dard e dil ne dekho kitna gam jhele hai, mere masoom dil mai zakhmoke mele hai, mehfil ki khwahish thi mujhe yaron, dekho zindagi mei aaj hum kitne akele hai.

hum agr apse mil nahi patay……… asa nahi k ap hman yad nahi atay……… mana dunya k sub rishtay nibhay nahi jatay………. mugr jo bus jatay hen dil men bhulay nahi jatay

Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,Tadpane ke liye sirf yaadein reh jaati hain.. Kya fark padta hai DIL ho ya SIGRATE jalne ke baad raakh hi reh jaati hai….

Raakh ho gaya chaman armano ka,Naamo nishaa na bacha mere afsano ka…. Barbadi pe razo gum kaisa yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka….