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Yaar Aik Bat Batao

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Yaar Aik Bat Batao

Aap kitne Sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi job hai

Family status hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

aur paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tumhary
Sms nahi Aatay
Q?

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Sheikh Hajj pe gya or ro ro k dua mangne laga.

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sheikh Hajj pe gya or ro ro k dua mangne laga.
"Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaf kar dae
Ya

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mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pr lgay he wapis karde"!

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DUA KI APPEAL..

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

DUA KI APPEAL..

GuzAriSh yEh hAi kEh MAiNe abhi Abhi Ek 2 KiLo kA KHARBOOZA khAreedA hAi..

Aap DUA kArEin k Wo MEethA NikAL ayE… ;->

Jazak ALLAH.. !!

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Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya…

GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA
GOL GAPPAY LAYA…

zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho… ;->

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Pessenger :

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

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Admi: Molvi sab

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Admi: Molvi sab
Pistay ka halwa zyada laziz hota hai
ya Badam ka?

Molvi: Mamla insaf ka hai es lye halwon ki gair mojudgi me Faisla Nhi hoskta

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Best Way of Removing Tension

June 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Best Way of Removing Tension

Is not saying.

"All is Well"

Just sit in a Corner

Close your Eyes

and say..

"Bhar Main Jaaye"

"Bhar Main Jaaye"

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Wohi qissay hyn wohi

June 15th, 2010     Urdu SMS

Wohi qissay hyn wohi
baat purani apni

Kon sunta hy bhala
ram kahani apni

Har sitam-gar ko ye
hamdard samajh leti hy

Kitni khush-feham hy
kambakht jawani apni

Roz milty hyn dareechy
mein naye phool mujhy

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meri aankh ka noor tha woh shaks,

June 15th, 2010     Urdu SMS

meri aankh ka noor tha woh shaks,

pass reh k bhi door tha woh shaks,

zamane ki

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socha tha is qadar unko bhool jaaenge,

June 15th, 2010     Urdu SMS

socha tha is qadar unko bhool jaaenge,

dekh kar bhi undekha kar jaenge,

par jab jab aaya saamne unka chehra,

socha is bar dekh lein agli baar bhool jaaenge………….

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