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ek pal bhi chain say guzara ho tu kasam lelo,siwahy yadon k koi or sahara ho tu kasam lelo,pehle tu baat or thi jo tum pe haq jatate thay,ab khud par bhi koi haq hamara ho tu kasam lelo,tum hi nay kaha tha k tumharay labon pay mera hi naam aaye,us k bad j

ek pal bhi chain say guzara ho tu kasam lelo,siwahy yadon k koi or sahara ho tu kasam lelo,pehle tu baat or thi jo tum pe haq jatate thay,ab khud par bhi koi haq hamara ho tu kasam lelo,tum hi nay kaha tha k tumharay labon pay mera hi naam aaye,us k bad j

koi talab bhi nhi sogawar b hoon, pukarti b nhi mehv e intizar b hoon, na jane kitne iradon mein bat gay hai wajood,,usy bhula bhi dia hai aur beqarar b hoon….

koi talab bhi nhi sogawar b hoon, pukarti b nhi mehv e intizar b hoon, na jane kitne iradon mein bat gay hai wajood,,usy bhula bhi dia hai aur beqarar b hoon….

wo apne faide ki khatir phir a mile the hm se "faraz"
hm nadan smje k hmari duaion ma asr ha.

Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN:
hum ne aik aisa cheez babaya ha jis se diwar k doosri taraf b nazer ata ha……
SARDAR g: kya banaya ha…..
PATHAN:"soorakh"

PATHAN: talking vd sardar..
PATHAN:
hum ne aik aisa cheez babaya ha jis se diwar k doosri taraf b nazer ata ha……
SARDAR g: kya banaya ha…..
PATHAN:"soorakh"

1 monkey asked his mom
y v r 2much ugly
she replied,no problem u must thankful of ur god
bcoz
look also on dem who r reading dis sms