Latest SMS Messages

Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti

kitani jaldi mein mulakata guzar jati hai. pyas bujhati nahin aur barsat guzar jati hai. apani yadon se kah do is tarah se na aya kare, nind ati nahin aur raat guzar jati ha

Arz hai-Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye,Kisi se pyar na kar Khuda ke liye… Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din,Tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye

Chaho Jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko
Per Khata kya hai zara itna bata do mujh ko
Bhoolna tum ko hamare liey na mumkin hai
Jo ho sakey tu sanam tum hi bhula do mujh ko
Ab agar soch hi lia hai jo qata taluk ka
Mai mar hi jaaon koi aisi s

Chaand utara tha hamare aangan,

Par taaro ko ye gawaara na tha,

Ham to kar dete taaro se bhi bagawat ,

Par kya kare, who chaand hi hamara na tha

Beetey hue lamhe yaad na kar,Ae ishq hume barbaad na kar… Aankhon ke samandar sookh gaye hain,Ab inse barsane ki fariyaad na kar….

1+1+1+1+1+5+2+1
4+10+5+5+5+5+4+7
1+2+5+5+5
55+6+8+
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wah ji wah
jumeraat ka
chanda gina ja raha ha…..

1+1+1+1+1+5+2+1
4+10+5+5+5+5+4+7
1+2+5+5+5
55+6+8+
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,
,
wah ji wah
jumeraat ka
chanda gina ja raha ha…

Pehalwan during sex
with his wife asks :

"Janu maza aanda pya ay ?

WIFE:

"Pehalwan je maza tay aanda pya per saa nhi aanda pya"

Define RAPE ?
Technicaly , it is an operation without cooperation where
there isa deletion of dress & division of legs for the
insertion of injection into a depression for the erection
without proper permission for the multiplication of