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Hai bayaan in mei meri sari kahani dekhna
iLfaaz mat dekhna tum un ke maani dekhna
sach kahon mushkil bohat thy, imtihan tu ne liye jo
kis tarah sehna pary ay zindagani dekhna.

teacher: tabaidar ka jumla bnao.
girl: japhi ghut ke je paven ik war gujra sari zindagi rawan gi tabaidar Guhra….

pathar ke us shehr mei meri sunta kon
dil ne socha, keh ke baat ganwai kyon
wo jo baat be-baat hi jaan lutate thy
waqt para tu sab ne Ankh churai kyon.

Na gila kiya na khafa houay,
yunhi rastay mein juda hoay!
na wo bewafa tha na main bewafa,
jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya!
wo ghazil ki ek kitaab tha,wo guloon mein mein ek gulab tha!
zara dair ka koe khawaab tha,
jo guzar gaya so guzar g

kaisa lagta ha bersati barish main hawa k jhonkon k sung…..
khamoshi se chalte huye,
koi aap k hath tham k holay se bolay……….

aagay gater ha dehan se

a gorgiousgirl walks up 2 prof's cabin & says: I ll do everything 2 pass da exams……..
prof:anything???///
girl: yes…
prof:den go & study……..

aik sardar doosray se yar ter b.v. ki mout ka bohat afsos hua ha vesay use hua kya tha….
2nd sardar yar use mathe pe goli lag gaye thi…..
1st sardar shooker karo aankh bach gaye

aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik admi ne pathan se kaha
tomhara mobile chor le k bhag gaya ha orr tum hans rahe tu pahan bola bhagne do charger tu mere pass ha

Nabi e kareem salallah ho alaihay wa salam nay frmaya jis kisi nay kisi ko nek baat per amada kia to us ko bhi utna swab milay ga jitna us neki krnay walay ko milay ga.

Nabi e kareem salallah ho alaihay wa salam nay frmaya jo logon per rehm nahi krta Allah us per rehm nahi krta