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Sardar;Agar operation sa mujha kuch hojaya to tum

December 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar;Agar operation sa mujha kuch hojaya to tum usi doctor sa shaadi kar lana .
Biwi/ aisa kio kah raha ho
Sardar; to kia karoo doctor ko maaf kardoon.

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Sindhi na apna beta ka naam mqm rakha logo na pooc

December 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sindhi na apna beta ka naam mqm rakha logo na poocha aap na apna dushman ka naam kio rakaha hai taka sabh ko pata chala ka mein har roz mqm ki maa chodta hoo.*

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Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per n

December 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per nhn gaya ho.
Husband; kis munhsa jayoo woh mujha apni 3rd bivi ka jnaazay per bula raha hai aur mein na ek baar bhi nh bulatya hai,

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Santa yar uth zalzala aaraha hai sara ghar hill ra

December 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Santa yar uth zalzala aaraha hai sara ghar hill raha hai
Banta; ghar giraga to makaan malik ka hum to khareedar hain/

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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,

December 7th, 2008     Urdu SMS

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola…
Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Hum to yehi soch kar chale aate hai!

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Meri taqdeer ko badal deyn gey mere pohta iradey

December 7th, 2008     Urdu SMS

Meri taqdeer ko badal deyn gey mere pohta iradey

Meri qismat nahi muhtaj mere hath ki lakeeron ki….

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hello o ki hall aye tera eid mubark lado i am sing

December 7th, 2008     Urdu SMS

hello o ki hall aye tera eid mubark lado i am sing in now plz let come

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Tum ne aisy hi zamane ka kaha maan lia

December 6th, 2008     Cool SMS

Tum ne aisy hi zamane ka kaha maan lia
hum ne tu dil ki gawahi pey tumhe chaha tha.
Right.

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Tumhe jo khat likha mai ne

December 6th, 2008     Cool SMS

Tumhe jo khat likha mai ne
mujhe bas ye batana tha
November janey wala hai
December Aaney wala hai.

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Tumhari Ankh se dil tak safar karna hai hum ko

December 6th, 2008     Cool SMS

Tumhari Ankh se dil tak safar karna hai hum ko
ye kitni khubsurat manzilon ka rasta ho ga
Agar tum roth jao tu humari jaan nikal jaye
magr ye khud hi socho, tum mei itna hosla ho ga?

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