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ye waqt guzar jaye ga

shadi kar ke koi tum se baandh dia jaye ga

abhi bhi waqt hai kisi ko "PATA" lo,

warna kisi ka "Pataya huwa maal" tumhe thama dia jaye ga.

Ye ajeeb sa jahan hai yahan sab dasy huwe hain
koi dosti ka maara, koi dushmani ka maara
tere ishq ke sbab kai kaam reh gaye hain
tere sath bhi khasara, tere baad bhi khasara.

Tujhe khabr nahi kaise saraab raste thy
Khuda ka shukr ke phir sambhal gaya hon mai
Mere elawa bhi tujh ko aziz hai koi
zara si baata pe aisy hi jal gaya hon mai.

Mohabat se mukar jana zarori ho gaya tha
palat ke apne ghar jana zarori ho gaya tha
"Nazar-andaz" karne ki saza dena thi tujh ko
"tere dil mei utar jana" zarori ho gaya tha.

hola

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, ga

Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..