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AOA ye sms main mobile se ker raha hoon. HAPPY EID 2 ALL

aur baighairta

tEACHER : wAT IS
DIFFERENCE B/W

1. Call Girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife

Student

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat )

A reporter asked
NASEEBO LAL What is
the main reason for
divorce ?

Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE"

ALLAH SAY NA KAHO KAY MERI MUSIBAT KITNY BARI HAY, MUSIBAT SAY KAHO KAY MERA ALLAH KITNA BARRA HAI

Plz pass this msg
to all ur frnds

A person with blood
group B+
Contact # 03346412173
urgently needs 2 bottles

of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza
THANKS

Sikh: Kal mri bv ka purse se 2000 ley gaiya

Pathan : Jhoot bolti hai
1500 thay meine khud ginay thay

Sikh : Paisay ka masla nhi
Bus tu admi ka pta kr yar

IT'S TOO HEARD TO LOOSE ONE WHO IS 99% CUT,
98% SWEET,
97% LOVING,
96% TALENTED,
AND
100% FRIENDLY
THAT'S ME
WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE IF U LOOSE ME

i miss u

i miss u