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A pathan said 2 hs frend: 'mujay samjh nahi aati k log mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay? Mujay tu 27vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai,…

Frog: Pathan ka dimagh nai hota Pathan:Hota hai Frog:Nae hota, Nae hota,Nae hota &jumps in water Pathan:Lo btao! Is men khudkusi karne KEY KYA BAAT HAI

Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8 Cotton saree Rs.5 Banarasi saree Rs.10 Wife: Give me Rs.500. I'll buy 50 sarees Husband: Andhi ye Dhobi ki Dukan ha.

Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj say kisi AJNABI lrki ko lift nhi krwain gay. Doosra: Aaj say kisi lrki ko AJNABI nhi smjhain gay!

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apni zuban ki taizy us maan par mat aazmao jis ne tumain bolna sikhaeya (HAZRAT ALI )

us ne humain chorh dia to kia hua faraz

hum ne b to chorha tha sara zamana us k liey

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