Latest SMS Messages

ek pathan apny hi area men
punjabi sy har geya pucho kaisy????
kiyon ke pathan ny challange kiya
agar men har jaon tu sary voters ko
20 20 hazar donga….
Haroon…….

It is better to be beautiful
than to be good,
but it is better to be good
than to be ugly…

Even the wisest men make fools
of themselves about women,
and even the most foolish women
are wise about men…

Haroon ki Shayeri mulahiza kijiye!

Ountini charhi pahar par,

wah wah wah

Janab Ountni charhi pahar par,

wah wah wah !
phir agy kiya hua batao?

wapis utar gai aur kiya bataooo…

If such Friend like you
live to be 100,
I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day,
so I never have to live without you…

Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton ke naam

1:Earthquake

2:Hurricane

3:Volcano

4:Landslide

5:Cyclone

6:Pathan

7:Sardar !!! 😉

ROZ AATA HAI DAR-E-DIL PE WO DASTAK DENE,
KAISA BAADAL HAI JISKAA KOI SAYA BHI NAHIN,,,,,

BERUKHI ISS SE BARI AUR BHALA KIYA HOGI,
EK MUDDAT SE HAMEIN USS NE SATAYA BHI NAHIN………………….

Dosti sey Qeemti koi Jageer Nhi Hoti… Dosti sey Khubsurat koi Tasweer Nhi Hoti Dosti Yon To Hai Ik Kacha Dhaga Magr is Dhagey Sey Mazbut koi Chease nahi hoti

Wo maangti thi main deta na tha Jawab uss k sawalon ka Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya Haath se phool gulab ka Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo Deedar mere husne shabab ka Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata ha!!! Kaano mein ik ik lafz j

Gents toilet me likha tha "Aap ka Mustaqbil aap k Haathoon me ha" Ladies toilet me likha tha "Apney Mustaqbil me Ungliyian na marain