Latest SMS Messages

A fine and wise word is like a diamond in the
hand of Intelligent one,
and it is like a ordinary stone in the hand of foolish…

if you want to know how much you are beatiful,

stand infront of a sweet bird like peacock

how much you are attractive,

stand infront of mirror,

how much you are honest,

stand infront of pet if she follows……

Kaash ke Scientist sary Pathan hoty,

na hoti unhen aqal na bana sakty wo bomb…..

Khan sahib Aqalmand or bewaquf men kiya farq hy???

Pathan: oye such poocho tu aqalmand hamesha pareshan hoty hen or bewaquf hamesha la parwah hoty hen,

man: oh tu isi liye ap ko koi parwah hi nahi……..

To understand the heart and mind of a person,
look not at what he has already achieved,
but at what he aspires to…

Girl: men tum sy ek condiotion men dosti karoongi,

Boy: nothin' is impossible for me batao,

Girl: men apko 20 chinese logon k name deti hoo,
mujhy sirf itna batao ke male name kahan hy
and female name kahan hy……???

boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor
sakta hoo,

Education,

parents,

business,

friends,

country,

tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye???

Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo……………..
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Fahad: Aj mujhy ek ladki bahut hi muhabbat
wali nazron sy dekh rahi thi,jaisy mujhy pehly
sy janti ho,

Sa'd: Kaash ke tujhy usi waqt pata chalta ke becahari
nabeena thi…………

Girl: Suno Ma'z agar men ap ko rozana 1000 ka card
gift kardoo tu??

Boy: men tu khushi ke mary pagal ho jaonga,

Girl: Ary nahi meri jaan men qasam sy apko
pagal nahi hony doongi…….

Girl: mujhy Hammad sy Muhabbat hy
magar daddy se darti hoo,

Hammad: ary fikr na karo men ap ke sy keh
diya "Ap ki daughter meri sister hy fikr na karo"