Latest SMS Messages

Isaw a dream Last nite
Only U&Me.
U were looking so innocent,
U knw why?
b'coz
I was eating Ice-cream & U were saying,
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Thorri menu vi de de

Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Laga..
Begum Ne Sheikh Sahab Se Poocha:
Kuch Huwa To Nahi..??
Sheikh Sahab Ne Kaha Mujhe Kuch Nahi Huwa,
Bahir Ja Kar Dekho Units Kitne Giray Hain..

Sardar: Iss Shishey Ki Kya Guarantee Hai??
Shopkeeper: Aap Iss Ko 100th Floor Se Nichay Girao,
Yeh Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahi Tootega..
Sardar: Wow!! Yaar Pack Kar Do..

Aik Pathan ki poetry.
Na botal main, Na jar main.

Na hotl main, na bar main.

Na bike pe, na car main.

Jo maza he "Niswar" mein na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

Sardar G Driving On the Wrong Side of Road

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He Became Upset

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Said

===SHIT===
I m Late to the Function
All are Coming Back…

Kafi Arsa Pehle Ki Baat hai,

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Mere "SMS"
Sirf "Ahmak"
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"Bewqoof"
Parhtey thay,

Aur

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AlHAMADULILAH
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Aaj Tak Ye Silsla
Jari H

Buzurgon ny farmaya hy k,

"1 aqalmand sy baat krna, 1 mahiny tak kitabe
parhny sy behtr hay.
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To kal me free hun

Jab dil chahy baat kar sakte hain……!

ye baat samajh main aai nhi or ammi ny samajhai nhi
main kaisy meethi baat kroon jb meethi cheez koi khai nhi
ye chanda kaosy mamoo hy jb ammi ka wo bhai nhi
q lamby baal hain bhalo k q us ny tind krai nhi
kia wo bhi ganda bacha hy ya jungle

Ab FARAZ k baad BUSH…

Joota nhi laga tu kia hua BUSH
Joota nhi laga tu kia hua BUSH
Jurrat thi Jawan ki hum sub howe KHUSH.

Aik Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Ban'ne K Baad Us Ne Pehla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Ker Kehta Ha
Ya ALLAH ! Mera Pehla GIFT Qabool Kerna