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Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. 🙂

Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.

Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

kia hal hai bachy

hi

hello…gud noon!

hello…gud noon!

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……

kabhi aisa ho….
mosam ki pehli barish ho…
koi nanhi c boond palkoon pay aa thehrey….
aur main lams-e-aashnai pa k…
jb holey se aankh khoolon too…
tujhe ru-baruu paon….

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……