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Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .

December 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye.

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Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi

December 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi
1 Subha Shohar ko jaldi jana tha
usne Kaghaz pe likha:
Mujhe Subha 7 bajy utha dena or Kaghaz BV k Takiye k nichy rakh diya
Subha Shohar ki Ankh khuli to 8 baj rahy thy Wo Ghussy se utha to dekha k Taki

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Girlfrnd ko aisa kya gift dena

December 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Girlfrnd ko aisa kya gift dena

chaiye jo adha wapas mil jaye?

socho. socho. socho. Nahi pta.

LIPSTICK ;—–

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Ay naye saal ke ubharty huwe suraj

December 27th, 2008     Cool SMS

Ay naye saal ke ubharty huwe suraj
tumhe apni kiranon ki kasam!
meri aik bat maan Lo
ke is naye saal mei
dil ki raahon par chalne walon ke raston ko khushiyon Aur roshniyon se saja dena.

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1 pathan ki poetry

December 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

1 pathan ki poetry
na botal main na jar main
na hotel main na ghar main
na bike pe na car main
jo maza nswar main na ishq main na pyar main

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apne ghar ki ik ik cheezse ginta hoon

December 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

apne ghar ki ik ik cheezse ginta hoon
apne ghar ki ik ik cheese ginta hoon faraz
ik tere aane se pehle ik tere jaane k baad

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fghujxs bgsdragh

December 27th, 2008     Friendship SMS

fghujxs bgsdragh

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Tamam shehr ko apny khilaaf kar lety

December 27th, 2008     Cool SMS

Tamam shehr ko apny khilaaf kar lety
Hum us ke jurm ka bi aitraaf kar lety
wo ik baar kehta tu "mujhe mohabat hai"
Hum us ke dil ko bi us ke khilaaf kar lety.

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"Merey Mayaar ko samjhney ke liye bas itna hi

December 27th, 2008     Cool SMS

"Merey Mayaar ko samjhney ke liye bas itna hi kafi hai…
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Mai us ka hargiz nahi hota jo har kisi ka ho jaye"…

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Mohabaton ka mujh se nasaab mangta tha

December 27th, 2008     Cool SMS

Mohabaton ka mujh se nasaab mangta tha
chahaton ka apni hisaab mangta tha
Ajeeb shaks tha sab jan'ne ke bawajod
wo aksar apni baton ke jawab mangta tha.

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