Latest SMS Messages

To know after absence the familiar street
and road and village and house is to know again the satisfaction of home…

The sun does not forget
a village just because it is small…

hi

hi

NA JANE KIS TARAH KA RISHTA HAI MERA US KI ZAAT SE ZAIN
WO ZARA SA BHI KHAMOSH HO TO SAANS THER C JATI HAI

Sheikh dhobi se:Istari k kitne lo ge?
Dhobi:15 rupay,
Sheikh 15 rupay rakh kar istari utha kar bhag gaya…
Geo Sheikho..!!

Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!

Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!

A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said "SHIT"..!!
&
it took 3 days to clean d hall…!

Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

Pathan: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. 🙂