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hey number Doo

if any one is intelligent
answer this question?

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use any one symbol ke eska jawab 1 ae,,
reply me on ( 03122284888 )

jo jeeta wo sikandar..
jo hara wo jail k andar..
jo SMS kare usko jadu ki japhi.
jo na beje us ko BANDAR KI PAPPI..MHSK

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon..MHSK

03122284888

Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj beqaboo se mere jazbat hain,
Jee chahta hai k tum ko chura loo tum se,
Per MAMA kehti hai k chori kerna buri baat hai..MHSK

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
BV. kon say fida,
Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi milrahi hay..MHSK

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayen

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Kal abc parain ge..MHSK

Mubarak ho DOST

tum har 5 mint baad TV p aaney lage ho,

Sab ko Hasane lage ho,

Aur aate he kehte ho….

0900 78601

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Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
lakin her kisi ne gadha samajh kar,
Tujhe lat mari,
Kya tujhe pyari nahin dosti hamari?
To phir reply kar warna jhuk ja,
Kyon k ab lat marne ki meri bari..MHSK