Latest SMS Messages

Aisa nahi k humko mohabbat nahi mili,haan jesi chahtey thay wo qurbat nahi mili,Milnay ko zindagi mei kayi humsafar milay,
Lekin tabiyatton say tabiyatt nahi mili,Chehroon kay harr hajoom mein hum dhoondtay rahey,
surat nahi mili kahin seerat nahi m

Happy aniversary

parakhna mat parakhnay say koi apna nahi rehta,
kisi bhi aaenay main dair tak chera nahi rehta

barray logon say milnay main hamesha faasla rakhna,
jahan darya samandar say mila darya nahi rehta..

hjfh

Us Din Se Hum Ne Isqak Karna Chore dia Malik!!!!
Wah!!!Wah!!!Wah!!!!!!!!
Jas Din Se Us Nahe Kaha …
Papayaine De Passy Wakharye Te Japayeain De passy Wakharye!!!

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Family Jokes in Hindi

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

pehly tu mujh sy head of states mulakat karty thay aye 'bush'

ab ye Addidas, Nike, Bata shoe companies waly kyoo mulaqat ke lye aty hen…