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Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Stud

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Student: Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam, ik mulaqat zarori hai sanam…..:-D

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A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then wh

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..

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DOctOr : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaiy hain

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

DOctOr : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaiy hain ! Sardar : Ha Ha Ha What a joke.. "Mere gurday to kabhi school gaiy he nahi…..

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Indian Don! Shahrukh Says: Don ko pakarna mushkil

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

Indian Don! Shahrukh Says: Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai. Pakistani Don! Shan says: Saima ko uthana mushkil he nhi namumkin hy

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BREAKING NEWS: Mumbai B0mbing k baad, "Kali M

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

BREAKING NEWS: Mumbai B0mbing k baad, "Kali Mata ka Rape, Kali Mata pregnant" Ilzaam hamesha ki tarah, Pakistan per. . . . .

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"woh paani kee lehron pe kiya likh rehi thee,

January 14th, 2009     Dreams SMS

"woh paani kee lehron pe kiya likh rehi thee,
Khuda jaaney "harf e dua" likh rehi thee,
likha jis nay nawal wafa ka adhoora,
wohee "pyaar kee inteha" likh rehi thee,
bhala kartay kartay guza

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"Zindagi" se poocha ye "Kya" c

January 14th, 2009     Dreams SMS

"Zindagi" se poocha ye "Kya" chahti hai.
"Bus" ek teri "Wafa" chahti hai.
"Kitni" "Masoom" or "Nadan" hai "Zindagi" Khud Bewafa hai. or "Wafa" chahti hai..

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Yeh Keh Kar Faraz Ne Larkiyoon Ko Gari Kay Nichay

January 14th, 2009     Funny SMS

Yeh Keh Kar Faraz Ne Larkiyoon Ko Gari Kay Nichay Day Diya Bachna Eee Haseeno Lo Main Agaya..

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A True Friend Is Not Like

January 14th, 2009     Friendship SMS

A True Friend Is Not Like

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Which Rained & Leave Away

A True Friend Is Like

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Sometime Silent But Always Around U..

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happy new year

January 14th, 2009     New Year SMS

happy new year

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