Latest SMS Messages

Jan: Mobarak ho.
Ali: Kia.
Jan: tumhari zindagi mai aik sall kam ho gia hai.
Ali: yeh nahi ho sakta.
Jan: yeh ho gia hai.aaj akhbar mai lika ta "happy new year".
from skykisser2008@gmail.com

{in a bus}
boy(to girl):mai tum se mohabbat karta ho.
girl:sabit karo.
boy(to other passengers):(loudly) kia karoooo.
condector:(so loudly) EAZY LOOOOUD KAROOOO.
from skykisser2008@gmail.com

I DOG want DOG to DOG say DOG you DOG happy DOG new year DOG from DOG sky DOG kisser DOG 2008 DOG @ DOG gmail DOG.com
(read it without DOG)

shaam hotay he deep jalatay han

raat bhr intzaar hota ha

her aahat pay dil dharakta ha

dil pay kab ikhtiaar hota ha

yaad karta ha un ko khud he dil

khud he phr bayqaraar hota ha

wo jo banay han dard-e-dil kasabab<

kiyo daytay han ye dard bus hamin ko,

kia samjhyn gay wo in aankhon ki nami ko,

laakhon diwaanay hun jis chaand kay sahil,

wo kia mehsoos karay ga ikmayri kami ko

03456582841 sahil

kitnay piaar say likha tha sahil pay tayra naam sahil

betaab lehron nay choom kar mita dia

03456582841 sahil

kabhi pathar myn phool khil jatay han

kabhi bahaar myn phool girr jatay han

kuch laashon ko to kafan b naseeb nahin hota

aur kuch per taaj mehal ban jatay han

034565825841 sahil

ay qabristaan tayri aaghoosh myn itna sannata kiyon ha ?????

log to apni jaan day kar tujhay abaad kartay han

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there r three dolls in man's life
1st:daughter baby doll
2nd:girl frnd-barbie doll
3rd:wife-panadoll/

Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,

tum kitn ho?

Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin…..