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Hamain to "MOBILE" ne loota

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

Hamain to "MOBILE" ne loota "P.C.O"mein kahan dum tha, Mera "SM$"pohncha wahan jahan balance kam tha._

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Hadis"Qayamat k din Allah k nazdeq bad tareen

January 20th, 2009     Islamic SMS

Hadis"Qayamat k din Allah k nazdeq bad tareen shaksh wo hoga jis ne dunya k liye Akhirat barbad ki".(Ibn-e-Maja)Allah ap sy Razi ho jay amen

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Haathon ki lakeeron pe mat jao doston,

January 20th, 2009     Love SMS

Haathon ki lakeeron pe mat jao doston,

NASEEB unke bhi hotay hain jin ke haath nahin hotay…

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Girl ask to pappu:Woh kya hai jo cow key paas 4 au

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

Girl ask to pappu:Woh kya hai jo cow key paas 4 aur mere paas 2 hain?Pappu: Legs…Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhri Pant main hai aur mari pant main nahe hai ?Pappu: Paisey…Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din Main karney key bajye rat ko kartey hain ?Pappu: Neend

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[Faraz] ka akhri sher jo os ne hospital mein 1 Nur

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

[Faraz] ka akhri sher jo os ne hospital mein 1 Nurse ko kaha…Roz rehti ho en sufaid kaprron mein Faraz!…..Aj kala jorra pa sadi frmaish te

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Ek larka underware khareed raha tha,Larka:Is under

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

Ek larka underware khareed raha tha,Larka:Is underware ki kya guarantee hai.Dukandar: 10 manzil se jump maro,Gand phat jaye gi lekin underware nahi phate ga.

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Sami ullah.0321 3265379/mobail k dor sub koch call

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sami ullah.0321
3265379/mobail k
dor sub koch call
pih ho jata he.nik
ah jysa mokadas
fariza bi fon par
anjam pa raha he
call kahin aor mil jay
to kya ho ga.
Aysi hi cal ka mojhe
intzar he.

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03213265379/ sami ullah/haron tojhy abi tak koi do

January 20th, 2009     Friendship SMS

03213265379/
sami ullah/haron
tojhy abi tak koi
dost nahin mila.
Myra to bal bal doste
k qarz myn hay.
1 myn wfa 2 myn
myri pasand hay
2 kashtion pih pyr
he.kis ko apnao
ap koi mashwara
dyn.

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simple word to ask is do you love?

January 20th, 2009     Love SMS

simple word to ask is do you love?

and difficult word to say yes i do,

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sapne ki tarah tujhe sja k rakhoon

January 20th, 2009     Funny SMS

sapne ki tarah tujhe sja k rakhoon
chandni raat ki nazroon se chupa k rakhoon
meri taqdeer mere sath nahin werna

saari raaat tujhe MURGHA bna k rakhoon

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