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Ye Kese Hua?

Socho

han han Socho!

Zahan Pe Zoor Dalo!

Shabash..!

or Socho!

Nahi Pata?

Main Bataon Kese Hua.

Ghalti Se..!

" Socha Tha k Pilot" Bane Gay

"WASI"

"Chars Ka Sutta Lafaya Khud He Jaahaz Ban Gay":

Kitnay Badnasib thy jo karar tak na pohnche,
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Dare yaar tak to pohnche Dily yaar tak na Pohnche.
Love You Prity

Eik aadmi Hajaam ki dukaan par gaya aur kehnay laga Aap ne kabhi gadhay ki hajamat ki hai? .Hajaam -ji nahin,aaj pehla itfaq hai aaiye tashreef rakhiye.

Sardar U.S.A se Apni MAA ko fone Krta hy:Sardar-MAA Mainu AIDS ho giaMaa-Putt wapas na ayinai te kam kharab ho jaoSardar-Maa O kidan?Maa-jiden tu ithay aa gea1.Tri ghr wali nu Aids ho jao2.Tri ghr wali tu tery veer nu3.Tere veer tu nokrani nu4.Nokarani tu

Agar log aap ko kaheU R MAD(koi bat nahi)U R IDIOT(chup raho)U R FOOL(just smile)But agar kaheU R BEAUTIFUL(thappar marna) k mazak ki bhi had hoti hai.

KHABARDAR!"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rakhye"VIZART-E-ISHQ" Hakomat-e-dil.

"GOOD MORNING".;***;. I( -_- ) Pray (")(") That ! <!__!__!!FulfillAllUr WishesAndMaintainAGoodSmileOnUrFace4everAAMEEN..

"Tambaku Noshi sehat k liyay muzir hai Faraz"….Yeh keh kr wo muj ko Naswaar day gaya…

Plz Fill in blanks soon with"Haan" or"Nahi"1: ____ me insan nahi hon.2: ____ me he chor hon.3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.4:______me he pagal hon.