Latest SMS Messages

Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun
Teri ankhon main rehna chahta hun

Bohat jaag chuka hun tere hijr main
Tere anchal main sona chahta hun

Zamane bhar ki khushian aur ter gham
Ye gham kuch aur sehna chahta hun

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir

Woh ajnabi hai jane kab chor de,
Hawa ka kia pata kab rukh mor de,
Hum to dosre ka Dil khush rakhte hain,
Magar dosre ka kia pata kab Dil torr de…!

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Barsi ankhen jiski Yad main barsat ki tarha
wo b Bdal Gya mary Halaat ki tarha

Haal Geety gi Insaan ka koi Puchta nahi
Phir mayat pe Q Aate hai sab Barat ki Tarha

Aik pathan apna rishta daikhny gaya.Ghr walon ne kaha dono ko akaila chor do.
Pathan:Baji ap kitnay behen bhai ho?
Girl(Gussay say):Pehlay 3 thay ab ap ko mila k 4 hain.:-)

YE KAGHAZ KA TUKRA KIA SUNAYE GA DASTAN MERI
MAZA TO TAB HAI ISEY LAG JAYE ZUBAN MERI(ZAIN)

SAKOON KE DIN FARAGAT KI RAT SE BI GAYE
TUJEY GANWA KE BHARI KAINAT SE BI GAYE
BICHAR KE PHONE BI NA KIYA UDAS YARRON NE
KABI KABI KI ADHOORI MULAQAT SE BI GAYE(ZAIN)