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Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded by enemy.
Major:EXCELLENT We can now attack in any direction;>

Mery bad nahi ayy ga khabi tumhain chahat ka asa maza……Tum logoon sy kahti phero gi mujhy chahoo us ki terhaan

Asman ke taray aksar pochte hain Humse kia tumhe aj bhi intizar hai uske ane ka, Owr ye dil muskura ker kehta hai, mujhe to Ab tak yaqeen nahi hua us k dor jane ka.''

Umer bhar likty rahy phir bi warak sada raha ……….Jany kaya alfaz thy jo hum sy tahreer na howy

Hum ne pocha un sy ky chaand kaisy nikalta hai??rookh py zulfoo ko jhatka diya…or kaha ky yoh……ajj chodwi ki raat hai.tum b ana sanam………..bara naaz hai chaad ko apny hussan per…………….

Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!