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Suna he aap ki muskurahat pe log marte hain

February 23rd, 2009     Funny SMS

Suna he aap ki muskurahat pe log marte hain
Mujhe bhi ek banda marwana hai

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If you have the talent and u have the skill and u

February 23rd, 2009     Funny SMS

If you have the talent and u have the skill and u want to do something for others then please do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS

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Soldier:Sir,we are surrouned by enemy

February 23rd, 2009     Funny SMS

Soldier:Sir,we are surrouned by enemy
Major:EXCELLENT We can now attack in any direction;>

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Khan sab duniya ki anmol kahani kon si hey?

February 23rd, 2009     Funny SMS

Khan sab duniya ki anmol kahani kon si hey?
Pathan: hamara beti university ke exam men top kar key psychologist banega..

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agar Pathan se koi kahey ABC kahey ga kiya keh rah

February 23rd, 2009     Funny SMS

agar Pathan se koi kahey ABC kahey ga kiya keh raha he tum log?
agar koi kahey ten twenty thirty tu phir kahey ga hamara kitna banta hey?

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Money may be the husk of many things, but not the

February 23rd, 2009     Love SMS

Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel.
It brings you food, but not relax,
medicine, but not health,
acquaintances, but not friends,
servants, but not faithfulness,
days of joy, but not peace and happiness..

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You should never wear your best Dress

February 23rd, 2009     Friendship SMS

You should never wear your best Dress
when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.

(Saddam Hussain)

*<Soldier>*

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Trying to ride simultaneously in two boats going i

February 23rd, 2009     Love SMS

Trying to ride simultaneously in two boats going in opposite direction
is like trying to be true humanitarian and true religious same time…

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Honesting is not always the best policy,

February 23rd, 2009     Love SMS

Honesting is not always the best policy,
but it is the sincerest form of respect.
When you respect people, you are honest with them…

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The truth is sustainable! A lie is unsustainable,

February 23rd, 2009     Love SMS

The truth is sustainable! A lie is unsustainable,
and is eventually exposed through Time.
A lie can't 'Face' the truth because of guilt
and the liar will try to detached them-self through avoidance…

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