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1 phtan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara,
sardar:tum ne ye juta ghuse se mara ya mazaq se?
phtan: Guse se.
Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta:

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Mathematical Joke, (13) (13) (13)=? Socho,Socho Pehly Socho? Nahin Araha? Paka, Jawab Ha,SUROOR! Tera(13)Tera(13) Tera(13)= SURoor

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai Maa sy ho to ibadat Bap sy ho to muqaddas Bhai say ho to aaqidat Behan say ho to farz B v say ho to. Chunnu munnu guddu pappu

Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi

1 Pakistani shehri ne 24 hours pani me sans rokay rehny ka record qaiem kia hay. Janazay ka aelaan baad me kia jaey ga..

Narazgi b tere gwara na kr skay,
aur tere mohabbat say kinara na kr sakay,
maray tamam khuwab adhoray he reh gaye,
hum khawab ma b khud ko tumara na kr skay.

Aik boy say kisi nay pocha: jawani aur burhapay ma farq btao…?
boy replied: jawani me mobile me larkion k numbrz hotay han or burhapay me"
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