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Qadam Ruk Say Gaye Hai Phool Bikte Dekh Kar
Main Akser Us Se Kehta Tha Mohabbat Phool Hoti Hai

Aitbar rakhna mari dosti pe, hum akhir tk dosti nibhaein gy,
zarurat pari dosti mein imtehan dene ki,
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imtehan ap dena, naqal hum lagwain gy

khud piyas ka sehra hoo magar dil ki ye zid hay……..fraz……….her dost p sawan ki tarah toot k barsoon

hellooooooooooooeehhahdhshf

hello

docor 2 nurse:y ur one boob z out of shirt
nurse:yeh medical k students b na practical kar k cheezain apni jagah par ni rakhtay

pagal:tum american ho
chinees:ni main chinees hoon
pagal:ni tum american ho
chinees:main chinees hoon kaha na
pagal:maine kaha na american ho
chinees:tang aa kar haaan american hoon
pagal:lagtay to chinees ho

pregnant orat ko daikh kr
1 larki boli :
lagta hai makan ban gia hai
or kiraya dar b aagia hai
Pregnanat lady boli :
mazdor farig ho gai hain tere ghar bhej dun

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr

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