Latest SMS Messages

Na 'Sachhai' bari hai, Na 'Khuddari' bari hai, Na 'Bhalai' bari hai, Na 'Imandari' bari hai. Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khari hai hehehehe

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First. hehehehe

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai�

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

�Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?�

Pathan: :�O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

choat lagi na phir kahloss main mohsin
main ne kaha tha yar zara sochna

itni Si Bat pe Dil ki Dharkan He Ruk Gai*Faraz* ik Pal Jo Tasvar Kiya Uske Bina Jeene Ka

dil ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain door reh kar bhi qareeb hote hain
meri barbadiyon ka gham na karo ye apne apne naseeb hote hain

hamare bin adhure tum rahoge, kabhi chaha kisi ne tha khud tum ye kahoge,
hum na honge to ye aalam na hoga,
milnge bahut se par koi hum sa na hoga

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machen bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min me 6 pakre,Uk me 5min me 10 chor pakre, Pak me 2min me machine he chori hogae !

Wife! Sardar ji aaj tusi meray naal es tarah kar0 ke bus meri cheekhan he nikal jawan… Sardar ney wife di shalwar nu agg la ditti. $MM$$