Latest SMS Messages

kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi hain ye zamane ki nazar hai to kiay hua zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi

Musibat ka Syrup ho tum, Tension ka Capsul ho tum, Demag kharab karne ka Injection ho tum, par kya karein jhelna padta hain kyun ki achhai ka Oxygen ho tum.

Har sagar k do kinare hote hain, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain, yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho, Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain….

Tum routh jao mujh say !
aisa kabhi na karna ,
main ik nazar ko tarsoon
aisa kabhi na karna,,
Main pouch pouch haroun so so sawal kar kay ,,
Tum koi jawab nah do,,
Aisa kabhi na karna,,
Mujhi say hi mill ke hanasna,,
Mujhse hi mil

Kash mujhe maloom ho jaye teri soch ka mehwar ..
To main khud ko trashoun teri andaz-e-nazar say ..!!

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Lekin Q? Girl:Mere ghar walay nahi manein ge, Boy:Ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:1 husband, aur 3 bachay; )

Bacha apni giri hue pencil uthany k liye jhuka to seeny py hath rakha. MAA:kya hua beta koe taklef to nhi ho rhi. BETA: nhi mama kl hmari miss chalk uthany k liye jhuki to un k phepry bahr aa gay thy

ho sake to paida karo khud mein kashish.
har shaks ko hasrat se dekha nahi kartay.
har shaks nahi hota har shaks k kabil
har shaks ko apnay liay parkha nahi kartay.

ho sake to paida karo khud mein kashish.
har shaks ko hasrat se dekha nahi kartay.
har shaks nahi hota har shaks k kabil
har shaks ko apnay liay parkha nahi kartay.

I love u b/c i need u