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samjh chuka hon tujhe is liye hon khamosh mai

tujhe gila hai ke tujh ko nahi samjhta hon

Mai kaise keh don ke mohabat si ho gai hai mujhe

gumaan sa hai koi jis ko yakeen samjhta hon.

jhota tujhe sabit tu mai kar sakta hon lekin

behtr hai ke tu aur kahin shart laga ley

Gar mujh sey gila hai ke mai pehle sa nahi hon

tu bhi tu woh pehle sa nahi shart laga ley.

Dard kab tha? wo tere dil mei junon tha mera
Ashk kab thy? wo teri Aankh sey jari mai tha

Ab tu ik jism hon jis mei koi dharkan hai na dil
kabhi saanson ki tarah jari-o-sari mai tha.

ye bhi sach hai ke mujhe maar diya hai tu ney
ye bhi sach hai ke tujhe jaan sey pyara mai tha
sari duniya ko pata hai ke nahi tum mere
sari duniya ko pata hai ke tumhara mai tha.

Kamran khan:zardari sahab apko sab se ziyada dar kab lagta hai
zardari:jab log kehte hain k BIBI zinda hai BIBI zinda hai

Girl to boy: Tum boys girl mai sab say pahlay kia dekhtay ho? Boy: depend karta hay girl aa rahy hay ya ja rahy hay

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu…

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan 1. Zardari Imandari Krega 2. Altaf Karachi Aayga 3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga 4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi 5. Adliya Azad Hogi

Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy? Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi. Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha" Ankhin shakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain" Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.