Latest SMS Messages

hi kasy hain ap god morning

hi kasy hain ap god morning

mujhy hasna nahi aata;
mujhy khona nahi aata;

ka tum bin jeena mushkil hai,
jo dard tum dena chahte ho mujhe sehna nahi aata

tum to reh lo ge saath kisi or ka saat magar
mai kaya krun ka mujhe rasta badalna nahi aata

tum to w

Pathan proposing a girl…hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge.
girl…tameez say baat kro

pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge

chahty han wo hum say waisi chahat ka wada….

jasy! Lemon max ghulay kam or chalay ziyada…

sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai
sardar;acha bakri ka he de do………

wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..

bus sa ba ovam no

A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon….?